Protester standing outside Parliament every day until climate action accepts he will eventually drown

The protester who has vowed to stand outside Parliament every day until the Government announces a climate emergency says he accepts that his quest will most likely end in drowning [...]

Opinion: Baldwin Street is steeper because we’re on the bottom of the globe and it’s harder not to fall off

I was recently speaking with my pet pig, Angelica, about the wonders of science, and all the marvellous things [...]

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Don Brash is staging a glamping protest at Ihumātao

Ihumātao escalates as Don Brash occupies portion of land set to be returned to iwi

The already tense situation at Ihumātao has escalated this afternoon after the dispute saw a third party enter the fray, in the form of former National Party leader and Hobson’s Pledge founder Don Brash. Mana whenua and a growing number of protestors have been occupying land on and around the […]

The person responsible for the ad has been sent to their bedroom for further scapegoating.

Green Party still says 16-year-olds should be able to vote, just not allowed to make their ads anymore

The Green Party is standing by its views that 16-year-olds should be eligible to vote, even as they acknowledge that they shouldn’t have let them make their political ads. “Well, no, it doesn’t change my view on that,” said co-leader James Shaw, when asked if the day’s events had changed […]

Andrew Yang demonstrates dangers of AI future by replacing self with uncharismatic, lifeless robot

Andrew Yang demonstrates dangers of AI future by replacing self with uncharismatic, lifeless robot

US Presidential hopeful and doomsday prophet Andrew Yang went to extreme lengths to make a point in the first round of Democratic primary debates today, replacing himself with a lifeless robot for the entire duration. Yang, who has been warning about the takeover of low skill jobs by artificial intelligence, […]

KiwiBuild house prices soar, finding new value as a collector’s item

KiwiBuild house prices soar, finding new value as a collector’s item

KiwiBuild home owners are experiencing a surprise windfall this month, as the price of their houses have begun to rise dramatically, due to growing interest in them as collector’s items. Home collectors from abroad have shown a renewed interest in the houses, due to their extremely limited supply run and […]

PICTURED: Judith Collins and her chief benefactor (inset)

Simon Bridges only able to separate Collins from infrastructure portfolio with human sacrifice to Baal

When Simon Bridges resolved to wrestle the infrastructure portfolio from perennial rival Judith Collins this week, he had to utilize a mechanism not usually exercised in the halls of Parliament. Removing a portfolio from Collins has historically been seen as more trouble than it’s worth. When the fourth ranked National […]

PICTURED: Folau's updated list of hell-bound sinners.

Shunned and isolated, depressed Israel Folau revises list of sins to remove “drunks”

Following a difficult week for Israel Folau, under fire and alleged financial pressure due to his public condemnation of homosexuals, the former rugby union star has revised the list that landed him in this situation in the first place. Folau was sacked from the Wallabies by Rugby Australia last month, […]