Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do

It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches [...]

Rest of New Zealand won’t move to Level 1 until threat of Christmas in the Park has passed

While Auckland prepares to move to Alert Level 3 on Wednesday, New Zealanders in the fun part of the country have [...]

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1pm health update for Saturday, September 18 2021

1pm health update for Saturday, September 18 2021

The following is a summary of today’s 1pm health update from the Ministry of Health Today there are 20 new cases of Covid-19 to report in the community, and 6 new cases of the Ebola virus. Please do not concern yourself with the Ebola; this will probably be fine. Of […]

PICTURED: US President Joe Biden deep in thought as he searches his brain for any memory of the person on screen.

Experts warn exclusion from AUSUK pact could see New Zealand miss out on future catastrophic wars

New Zealand’s exclusion from a tripartite security pact between the United States, Australia and the UK may not come as a surprise to many kiwis, but experts warn that our country’s increasing isolation from our western allies could start to see us miss out on some of their disastrous wars […]

Ashley Bloomfield says he doesn’t want those hesitant about getting the vaccine to “be distracted” by the fact they come out of the murder wagon.

Covid outreach disaster as online poll sees vaccination bus named ‘the murder wagon’

The Government is dealing with a Covid outreach debacle today, after the decision to put the naming of New Zealand’s vaccination bus service to a social media poll backfired, when users across Facebook, Twitter and Instagram voted narrowly to name the service “The Murder Wagon.” The intended purpose of the […]

A map of believed New Zealand sleeper cells in Australia, which the Australian Secret Intelligence Service has described as “painfully obvious” and believes is “pretty much comprehensive.”

Call to ‘come home’ does not apply to our sleeper cells in Australia, says Government

As the Covid-19 travel bubble with Australia closes once more, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern and Covid Response Minister Chris Hipkins have made clear that any New Zealanders presently in Australia should return home immediately, but they were also careful to stress that this does not apply if you are a […]

Ardern has been crystal clear that New Zealand “must step up” its efforts if it is to successfully dodge questions about genocide in China.

Ardern says China differences ‘becoming harder to ignore’; promises to work harder on ignoring them

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern told the Auckland Business Chamber on Monday that differences between New Zealand and China on human rights were “becoming more difficult” to reconcile or ignore, and today she acknowledged that this would mean her government will have to “step up” in “all areas” in order to […]

The Government is accusing National of scaremongering over a proposal to establish separate Māori governance in New Zealand, pointing to its long history of ignoring recommendations.

Collins warns Government is planning separatist New Zealand with special car parks and gender segregated bathrooms

National Party interim leader Judith Collins has deepened her attacks on the Government’s proposed Māori Health Authority this week, alleging that Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern’s plot to “divide New Zealand in two” goes far beyond health, and will involve a series of additional measures that will create “two systems” in […]