Prime Minister issues Judith Collins with last, definitively final, absolutely penultimate warning

Prime Minister John Key cancelled a campaign event in Wellington early this afternoon in order to publicly issue Justice Minister Judith Collins with a “definitively final penultimate warning” over her [...]

Winston Peters finally allowed on TV3 set after standing next to it for 78 hours

New Zealand First leader Winston Peters was finally allowed on the set of TV3’s The Nation this afternoon, after standing just off-camera for what producers estimate was more than [...]

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Turkmenistan’s challenge to New Zealand comes just one week after Pope Francis apparently died attempting to avoid his own $100 donation.

Government to save $400 million by doing ice bucket challenge on behalf of whole country

The National Government this afternoon announced plans to save New Zealand in excess of $400 million by performing an ALS ice bucket challenge, after the nation of Turkmenistan nominated it to do so after completing its own ice bucket video. The challenge, which requires participants to donate $100 to charity […]

Key says the poll shows that Labour is 4% worse than gouging your eyes out, while National is only 2% worse.

Viewers judge TV3 to be winner in TV One leaders’ debate

A snap political poll taken after last night’s leader’s debate on TV One has revealed that most New Zealanders felt that, in the head-to-head contest between Prime Minister John Key and Labour leader David Cunliffe, TV3 emerged the victor. 42% of respondents said that, after taking a careful look at […]

A stern letter written to an effigy of John Key at an Internet-Mana rally has led to concerns about the deterioration of our political discourse.

Out of control crowd writes stern letter to effigy of John Key

The Internet Party has been forced to apologise this afternoon after an out-of-control crowd at one of its rallies began chanting mild criticisms about John Key, before writing a serious and stern letter to an effigy of him. The crowd of mostly students at Aotea Square in Auckland began to […]

Labour leader David Cunliffe has released a series of private emails in which he appears to communicate like a normal human being.

Cunliffe releases explosive emails that suggest he has a sense of humour

The Labour Party claims to have blown the 2014 election race wide open today, after releasing a series of emails to and from leader David Cunliffe, which strongly suggest that, beneath his painfully smug outward demeanour, he may, in fact, have a sense of humour. Labour says the emails show […]

The allegations in Hager’s book come several months after Key said he was “relaxed” about reports that Collins had cut the fingers off a slacking staffer.

John Key not concerned about Hager allegations that Judith Collins killed a man

Prime Minister John Key said today that he’s “uninterested” in a series of allegations made against Justice Minister Judith Collins in a new book by investigative journalist Nicky Hager. The book, Dirty Politics, was released last week to intense media scrutiny, with most of that being directed at Whale Oil […]

In a candid interview, Thicke said he’s finally learned what rhymes with “hug me,” and it’s “fucking depressing.”

Robin Thicke constructs monument to estranged wife using unsold ‘Paula’ albums

Canadian singer-songwriter Robin Thicke has made what he calls the best of a bad situation, by using the millions of unsold copies of the album he wrote to his ex-wife, Paula Patton, to build a giant monument to her on the back yard of his West Hollywood property. The monument, […]