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Colin Craig eagerly waiting outside BeehiveConservative Party leader Colin Craig has been eagerly waiting outside the Beehive for the last several days, following suggestions by Prime Minister John Key that he would allow Craig to win an Auckland electorate seat in order to secure a coalition partner at next year’s election. But Key may now be regretting signalling such a deal, as it appears to [...] |
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 Chris Laidlaw breaks Radio New Zealand tradition by stepping down before his deathRhodes Scholar and former All Black Chris Laidlaw has stepped down from his position hosting the Sunday morning slot on Radio New Zealand National, making him the first Radio New Zealand host [...] |
Following a series of depressing news events over the course of the last week, New Zealanders report that everyone is extremely angry at the moment, and absolutely no fun to hang around with at all. “Everyone’s really mad this week,” said 21-year-old student David Lewis, looking over his shoulder in […]
A page 4 news event involving poor, ethnic people has barrelled through the Philippines over the weekend, resulting in the deaths of more than 10,000 individuals whose names we would find difficult to pronounce. The news, while not a page 1 or 2 event – such as the Miss Universe […]
New Zealand musician and former Salmonella Dub frontman Tiki Taane, who in 2011 was arrested for performing N.W.A anthem Fuck tha Police in the presence of law enforcement, is wondering whether the current news cycle and social climate make now a slightly more appropriate time to perform it. Taane’s last […]
RadioLive’s 12-3pm talkback show with Willie Jackson and John Tamihere was marred this afternoon, after the 4,000 kilogram elephant in the studio viciously devoured Jackson, before repeatedly goring Tamihere with its tusks. Today’s edition of the programme initially showed a great deal of promise, with RadioLive announcing that the Willie […]
A bill set to be put before Parliament that would outlaw what it refers to as “harmful digital communications” is gathering support from both sides of the political spectrum, but some now fear that the ramifications could extend beyond cracking down on cyber-bullying, and necessitate the prosecution of mainstream news […]
As police come under mounting pressure to bring charges against a group of teenage boys involved in a notorious rape club, Police Minister Anne Tolley has announced that the Independent Police Conduct Authority (IPCA) will be launching its own investigation into whether or not their victims were physically attractive; a […]