Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job

New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant [...]

National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan

National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader [...]

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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do

Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do

It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. […]

Christmas in the Park is a seasonal affliction, but can be particularly tricky to wipe out due to its unpredictable timing, usually occurring at a completely different time to Christmas.

Rest of New Zealand won’t move to Level 1 until threat of Christmas in the Park has passed

While Auckland prepares to move to Alert Level 3 on Wednesday, New Zealanders in the fun part of the country have been wondering when they might see a drop down to Level 1, given the persistent lack of Covid cases since the outbreak. But the Government isn’t currently considering any […]

1pm health update for Saturday, September 18 2021

1pm health update for Saturday, September 18 2021

The following is a summary of today’s 1pm health update from the Ministry of Health Today there are 20 new cases of Covid-19 to report in the community, and 6 new cases of the Ebola virus. Please do not concern yourself with the Ebola; this will probably be fine. Of […]

PICTURED: US President Joe Biden deep in thought as he searches his brain for any memory of the person on screen.

Experts warn exclusion from AUSUK pact could see New Zealand miss out on future catastrophic wars

New Zealand’s exclusion from a tripartite security pact between the United States, Australia and the UK may not come as a surprise to many kiwis, but experts warn that our country’s increasing isolation from our western allies could start to see us miss out on some of their disastrous wars […]

Ashley Bloomfield says he doesn’t want those hesitant about getting the vaccine to “be distracted” by the fact they come out of the murder wagon.

Covid outreach disaster as online poll sees vaccination bus named ‘the murder wagon’

The Government is dealing with a Covid outreach debacle today, after the decision to put the naming of New Zealand’s vaccination bus service to a social media poll backfired, when users across Facebook, Twitter and Instagram voted narrowly to name the service “The Murder Wagon.” The intended purpose of the […]

A map of believed New Zealand sleeper cells in Australia, which the Australian Secret Intelligence Service has described as “painfully obvious” and believes is “pretty much comprehensive.”

Call to ‘come home’ does not apply to our sleeper cells in Australia, says Government

As the Covid-19 travel bubble with Australia closes once more, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern and Covid Response Minister Chris Hipkins have made clear that any New Zealanders presently in Australia should return home immediately, but they were also careful to stress that this does not apply if you are a […]