Cadbury rumoured to be releasing the Pineapple Trump

Here's another novelty chocolate to shove in your gob, New Zealand

Here’s another novelty chocolate to shove in your gob, New Zealand

Cadbury could be seeking to make itself great again with a rumoured new release: Pineapple Trumps, a spin on its classic chocolate-encased pineapple treat and do-it-yourself tooth remover.

The global confectionery manufacturer and bumbling “before” character in an infomercial, had its brand new creation leaked this afternoon after a hastily-photoshopped image was uploaded by an anonymous Reddit user.

And oh boy are we excited for this new creation!

The Pineapple Trump appears as a chaotic effigy of former Home Alone 2 star Donald Trump, rendered in melted Pineapple Lumps and photographed as though it were the subject of a crime scene.

The image claims the Pineapple Trump “Makes a mess of everything it touches!”, “Gets everywhere you don’t want it to!”, and “Makes you feel queasy just looking at it!”



When called for comment, Cabdury responded “Hi, this is Spark. Unfortunately you don’t have enough credit to make this call.”

Needless to say, we’ll be tagging our friends in the comments with “we have to try this!”, because it’s much easier to do that than just sending a direct message.

Cadbury insists that Pineapple Trumps will be available in Alabama, though it remains to be seen how that could be possible.