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New Zealand media will never be the same; Mike Hosking has finally achieved the perfect fold on his sleeves.

Mike Hosking finally done adjusting his sleeves

After several long years, Seven Sharp host Mike Hosking has finally finished adjusting his sleeves, feeling he’s got them “just right” for the moment. Last night on the show, Hosking suddenly interrupted a segment about children making their own toys out of peanut butter to tell co-host Toni Street about […]

Rove’s agent has pleaded with the public to have some sympathy for him, as it’s just that he “hasn’t been on TV for a while.”

‘Why the hell do I have the same three panelists?’ Rove erupts as he learns he isn’t hosting The Project permanently

Chaos and anger have erupted at MediaWorks studios this evening as noted Australian Rove McManus has showed up to film the show’s second episode, apparently believing himself to have been the permanent host of the programme. Rove was the first guest-host of Three’s latest attempt to smother current affairs to […]

MediaWorks says it has yet to decide whether Dai Henwood dancing is a permanent part of the logo, an indecision it says solidifies the channel as “dynamic” and “confused.”

TV3 becomes ‘Three’ in final acknowledgement that it is no longer television

TV3 has announced this evening that it has dropped the TV from its name in order to better reflect the fact that it is no longer television, and rather just another arbitrary numbered placeholder in the ever-expanding list of increasingly redundant free-to-air stations. MediaWorks chief content officer Andrew Szusterman says […]

Fairfax will not comment on all the methods used to train the kea, in the event other news organisations co-opt them for use on different animals.

Journalists spent months training kea to move road cones for summer news payoff

A team of Fairfax journalists spent months in Te Anau this year with the specific aim of painstakingly training a pair of kea to move road cones without human supervision, in order to provide what they hoped would be a “massive” news payoff come summer. Stuff reporter Dave Nicoll, who […]

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Marketing stunt gone wrong: Mike Hosking sucked into black hole created by his custom Dyson vacuum cleaner

A painfully obvious marketing stunt for Dyson vacuum cleaners has gone horribly wrong today, after Mike Hosking was sucked into a miniature black hole by his customised Dyson, which he had already been warned was “much too powerful” to use inside the Newstalk ZB studios. The incident happened while Hosking […]

You won’t believe what David Bowie looks like now!

You won’t believe what David Bowie looks like now!

Incredible! It’s been a long time since rock superstar David Bowie was in the spotlight, and many would agree he’s well past his prime. But even still, you won’t quite believe what he looks like now! Bowie hasn’t been seen in public for a while, but this new picture courtesy […]