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A 36-year-old Hamilton man has been made aware today that the Real Housewives of Auckland has aired its final episode, and says he now feels comfortable reconnecting his television to the power supply. Gareth Tremain, who disconnected his television when he first learned that RHOAKL* was “an actual thing,” has […]
A widely reported UFO sighting over Auckland last night was just TVNZ’s new Breakfast desk, says the company’s CEO, Kevin Kenrick. Panic erupted along Queen Street and spread outward from there as the object appeared to fly, from Victoria Street West, slowly across the sky towards Parnell, eventually disappearing over […]
With today’s announcement that Jack Tame and Hilary Barry will take over TV One’s breakfast programme, TVNZ has acknowledged its nearly century-long experiment to cryogenically freeze Rawdon Christie in the 1920s, subsequently thawing him for use on their network in the current decade, has categorically failed. Christie, a British aristocrat […]
The new blockbuster biographical film about Richie McCaw, Space Ruck, will feature the full life story of the former All Black Captain, including never before seen footage from his childhood, but will focus primarily on the time he helped a series of New Zealand cartoon characters fend off a group […]
International superstar and happens-to-be-a-New-Zealander Ella Yelich-O’Connor, more popularly known as Royals, is receiving enormous praise from her fellow citizens and socially minded politicians this week, after donating a small rounding error from her bank account to a Lower Hutt charity that helps to feed children food they don’t want to […]
Four weeks into the second season of TV3’s popular and highly inexpensive harem simulator, The Bachelor, a clear favourite is emerging in the contest to win a monogamous relationship with genetically modified love android Jordan Mauger. That favourite is the show’s primary camera, which, according to the crew behind the […]