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Over the weekend, New Zealand’s favourite ball-handler Richie McCaw celebrated his honeymoon with his now-wife Gemma McCaw, who conspicuously has the same last name. The McCaws rudely didn’t allow media access to their private honeymoon, so we don’t actually know what happened, or just how sweaty Richie’s wonderful thighs became. […]
The nation’s Christmas shoppers are being forced to relive an all-too-painful moral crisis this holiday season, as they once again wrestle with the question of whether Cadbury Favourites are an acceptable thing to give someone for Christmas. While most shoppers acknowledged the answer was probably no, they still felt there […]
Christmas time sure does bring about some great deals for the consumer, and you need look no further than some of the incredible offers available from liquor stores this Crate Day. Liquor King, Super Liquor, Bottle-O, Henry’s, Liquorland and Glengarry are all offering one free liver with every crate purchased; […]
New Zealanders’ weekend has got off to a rocky start, as Civil Defence has now ordered the evacuation of “the entire North, South, Stewart and Chatham islands,” following inspections by engineers and geologists who discovered “significant structural issues” with the country as a whole. “To be very clear, we are […]
Former Christchurch Mayor and quake response veteran Bob Parker has been dangled over the city of Wellington today in order to provide a much-needed illusion of comfort to those still feeling stress as a result of ongoing aftershocks. Parker was widely praised in 2010 and 2011 for his composed and […]
Following recent events, Parliament is sitting under urgency tonight, as the National Government attempts to pass legislation to end 2016 effective immediately, and have New Year’s Eve in just a few hours at midnight tonight. The “That’s Enough Bill 2016” is currently undergoing its second reading, and would shorten the […]