Opinion

Opinion: What’s all the fuss about these rivers? I drank some water once and it wasn’t any bloody good

Opinion: What’s all the fuss about these rivers? I drank some water once and it wasn’t any bloody good

This is nonsense, this stuff the Government’s going on about now with this bloody water, cleaner water, better water, swimmable water. I know it’s election year but grow a bloody spine for Christ’s sake, and stop pandering to this namby pamby crowd. I mean it’s infantile. They’re never going to […]

By Peter Thiel

Opinion: They’re saying I shouldn’t have citizenship but I’ve been here for at least several days

This is ridiculous. Ever since everyone found out that I have New Zealand citizenship, they’re acting like I don’t deserve it. They’re acting like I got it just because I was rich. Let me tell you: I’ve been in New Zealand for a long time, for maybe even four days, […]

Opinion: Everyone needs to calm down and give this KKK Grand Wizard I appointed to Secretary of State a chance

Opinion: Everyone needs to calm down and give this KKK Grand Wizard I appointed to Secretary of State a chance

Everybody just needs to calm down. You’re angry. Okay, I understand. You’re angry. You’re afraid. That’s okay. That’s okay. But don’t be afraid. Don’t be. This is what I do. I do good job, okay? People are afraid because they don’t know me, they don’t know me, that’s all it […]

Opinion: You can’t compare these entirely adequate TV shows to my perfect political party, and that should really be the end of it

Opinion: You can’t compare these entirely adequate TV shows to my perfect political party, and that should really be the end of it

I’ve just launched a perfect political party. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – perfect political party. Competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show who supports a different political party and he’s decided to compete with another man with an entirely adequate breakfast […]

Opinion: You can’t compare Hosking or Henry’s entirely adequate breakfast shows to this bloody mad police show I used to host

Opinion: You can’t compare Hosking or Henry’s entirely adequate breakfast shows to this bloody mad police show I used to host

I used to have a bloody mad police show. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – bloody mad police show with mad buggers all over the place. Not in the slightest competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show and he’s decided to compete […]

Opinion: You can’t compare Paul Henry or Mike Hosking’s entirely adequate breakfast shows to our perfect breakfast show

Opinion: You can’t compare Paul Henry or Mike Hosking’s entirely adequate breakfast shows to our perfect breakfast show

We have a perfect breakfast show. Are we right or are we right? No, we’re right – perfect breakfast show. Competing with two men with entirely adequate breakfast shows and they’ve decided to compete with people with a perfect breakfast show. That’s perception, you might say. Well, it’s our perception. […]