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This is nonsense, this stuff the Government’s going on about now with this bloody water, cleaner water, better water, swimmable water. I know it’s election year but grow a bloody spine for Christ’s sake, and stop pandering to this namby pamby crowd. I mean it’s infantile. They’re never going to […]
This is ridiculous. Ever since everyone found out that I have New Zealand citizenship, they’re acting like I don’t deserve it. They’re acting like I got it just because I was rich. Let me tell you: I’ve been in New Zealand for a long time, for maybe even four days, […]
Everybody just needs to calm down. You’re angry. Okay, I understand. You’re angry. You’re afraid. That’s okay. That’s okay. But don’t be afraid. Don’t be. This is what I do. I do good job, okay? People are afraid because they don’t know me, they don’t know me, that’s all it […]
I’ve just launched a perfect political party. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – perfect political party. Competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show who supports a different political party and he’s decided to compete with another man with an entirely adequate breakfast […]
I used to have a bloody mad police show. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – bloody mad police show with mad buggers all over the place. Not in the slightest competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show and he’s decided to compete […]
We have a perfect breakfast show. Are we right or are we right? No, we’re right – perfect breakfast show. Competing with two men with entirely adequate breakfast shows and they’ve decided to compete with people with a perfect breakfast show. That’s perception, you might say. Well, it’s our perception. […]