Opinion

Opinion: You can’t compare these entirely adequate TV shows to my perfect political party, and that should really be the end of it

Opinion: You can’t compare these entirely adequate TV shows to my perfect political party, and that should really be the end of it

I’ve just launched a perfect political party. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – perfect political party. Competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show who supports a different political party and he’s decided to compete with another man with an entirely adequate breakfast […]

Opinion: You can’t compare Hosking or Henry’s entirely adequate breakfast shows to this bloody mad police show I used to host

Opinion: You can’t compare Hosking or Henry’s entirely adequate breakfast shows to this bloody mad police show I used to host

I used to have a bloody mad police show. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – bloody mad police show with mad buggers all over the place. Not in the slightest competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show and he’s decided to compete […]

Opinion: You can’t compare Paul Henry or Mike Hosking’s entirely adequate breakfast shows to our perfect breakfast show

Opinion: You can’t compare Paul Henry or Mike Hosking’s entirely adequate breakfast shows to our perfect breakfast show

We have a perfect breakfast show. Are we right or are we right? No, we’re right – perfect breakfast show. Competing with two men with entirely adequate breakfast shows and they’ve decided to compete with people with a perfect breakfast show. That’s perception, you might say. Well, it’s our perception. […]

By Paul Henry

Opinion: You can’t compare Mike Hosking’s entirely adequate breakfast show to my perfect breakfast show

I have a perfect breakfast show. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – perfect breakfast show. Competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show and he’s decided to compete with someone with a perfect breakfast show. That’s perception, you might say. Well, it’s my […]

Opinion: You can’t compare Paul Henry’s entirely adequate breakfast show to my perfect breakfast show

Opinion: You can’t compare Paul Henry’s entirely adequate breakfast show to my perfect breakfast show

I have a perfect breakfast show. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – perfect breakfast show. Competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show and he’s decided to compete with someone with a perfect breakfast show. That’s perception, you might say. Well, it’s my […]

Opinion: I think it’s fairly obvious I meant to send those sexy sexts to myself

Opinion: I think it’s fairly obvious I meant to send those sexy sexts to myself

My golly, it’s been a strange couple of weeks, hasn’t it? Firstly, my wife asked me to make dinner. That was surprising, and not really how things are supposed to work. “You’re unemployed, Colin,” she says. That’s funny. I’m not unemployed. I’m the leader of the Conservative Party. “You’re not […]