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I’ve just launched a perfect political party. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – perfect political party. Competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show who supports a different political party and he’s decided to compete with another man with an entirely adequate breakfast […]
I used to have a bloody mad police show. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – bloody mad police show with mad buggers all over the place. Not in the slightest competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show and he’s decided to compete […]
We have a perfect breakfast show. Are we right or are we right? No, we’re right – perfect breakfast show. Competing with two men with entirely adequate breakfast shows and they’ve decided to compete with people with a perfect breakfast show. That’s perception, you might say. Well, it’s our perception. […]
I have a perfect breakfast show. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – perfect breakfast show. Competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show and he’s decided to compete with someone with a perfect breakfast show. That’s perception, you might say. Well, it’s my […]
I have a perfect breakfast show. Am I right or am I right? No, I’m right – perfect breakfast show. Competing with a man with an entirely adequate breakfast show and he’s decided to compete with someone with a perfect breakfast show. That’s perception, you might say. Well, it’s my […]
My golly, it’s been a strange couple of weeks, hasn’t it? Firstly, my wife asked me to make dinner. That was surprising, and not really how things are supposed to work. “You’re unemployed, Colin,” she says. That’s funny. I’m not unemployed. I’m the leader of the Conservative Party. “You’re not […]