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A gathering of real scientists in Brussels this week has concluded, after months of careful analysis, that the reality we are currently experiencing diverged from the normal timestreams in which it usually resides, and veered into a “bizarro” timestream sometime around mid-June of this year. The Brussels conference was called […]
One of New Zealand’s most respected geologists, Bishop Brian Tamaki, tells us that earthquakes are God’s mouthpiece, and we may just be seeing evidence of that in new pictures released today by GNS Science. GNS has been conducting an extensive survey of the northern half of the South Island in […]
The traditional map of the world, known as the Mercator map, may be the most often seen image of our planet, but it is also fraught with problems, and is considered to be highly inaccurate. This is largely because of a distortion effect that occurs as a result of the […]
Apple has once again disappointed with its latest iPhone, after users report that the supposedly “waterproof” device can still be damaged irreparably if thrown into fast moving rapids or fed to an angry shark. Apple has always cautioned users that the label “waterproof” does come with certain caveats, but early […]
A collateral damage incident has occurred in Papakura today during a routine test of one of Domino’s Pizza’s new delivery drones, set to be put into widespread use early next year. The drone in question was programmed to deliver three pizzas to a private address in Papakura, but on the […]
A study from a British University suggests that getting outrageously sloshed on alcohol every night of the week may be good for your health. The study, conducted by nutritionists Gerard Little and Lillian McGee, closely monitored 103 students from the University of Surrey, as they were instructed to ingest no […]