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After Ireland’s historic victory against New Zealand at Soldier Field in Chicago yesterday, fears are beginning to mount among All Blacks leadership and fans alike, that rugby could become a dynamic game where multiple outcomes are possible. “There is that fear among the fans I talk to, in any case,” […]
All Blacks coach and chronic depressive Steve Hansen has held a press conference this afternoon, following revelations that All Black Aaron Smith at very least made noises with a woman in a Christchurch Airport disabled toilet. While news media has yet to report on the disturbance in the disabled toilet […]
August 21st 4:20am: 200m run out of ideas. August 20th 1:35am: First to the top of the giant Jesus. 2:40am: The 50m tall tale 3:40am: Condom balloon animals 6:20am: The ‘spelling the dejeenero bit’ spelling bee 7:00am: Best drink made out of only two limes, a tangelo, a pine […]
New Zealand has won its first gold medal at the Rio Olympics today, after securing first place in the gruelling binge drinking competition. The New Zealand Olympic binge drinking team, made up of the majority of the kiwi athletes in Rio, was found passed out in and around a sewerage […]
A series of highly inappropriate actions by players of the Chiefs rugby team earlier this week has highlighted the need for children, and society generally, to be better role models to young, highly impressionable and totally incapable adults such as rugby players, says the team’s CEO, Andrew Flexman. “Obviously, in […]
As of this evening, New Zealanders are beginning to realise that nothing actually happens as a result of winning the Rugby World Cup. After an exciting and excruciating month of watching the All Blacks play to win their second successive title, the nation is just now beginning to feel collectively […]