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Some spectators are confused as to why the sailors don’t just use all their money to make an even nicer cup.

Remainder of America’s Cup races to be decided in court

Following further accusations of cheating by both teams in the competition, the International Sailing Federation (ISF) has announced today that the remaining 6-13 races of the America’s Cup will be determined not in the San Francisco Bay, but rather in court. Before the competition began last Saturday, cup defenders Oracle […]

In just under two weeks, two insular syndicates will move boats around floaties to inspire national pride in numbers of people.

Team New Zealand to contest America’s Cup with new boat design featuring motor

New Zealanders across the country celebrated yesterday as a group of rich men in boats successfully sailed around a series of obstacles to earn the right to sail around obstacles with another, more prestigious group of rich men. The prevailing group of rich men now have less than two weeks […]

Anger after State of Origin interrupts streaking

Anger after State of Origin interrupts streaking

Sydney stadium-goers remain angry today after a game of rugby league between the New South Wales Blues and the Queensland Maroons suddenly interrupted the streaking of a man who they had turned up to watch. The streaker, 33-year-old New Zealander Wati Holmwood, had successfully sold out the 84,000-seat ANZ Stadium […]

Cricket match occurs; no deaths reported

Cricket match occurs; no deaths reported

Following several days of running short distances, England has proven to be better than Australia at hitting a ball with an elongated paddle. “This proves once and for all that the English are best at hitting the ball, except for the times when we’ve not been the best at hitting […]

All Blacks fans cheer and celebrate as New Zealand and French players beat a young black man half to death.

‘Negro beating just part of the game,’ rugby fan told

An African youth living in New Zealand, who purchased tickets to last Saturday’s All Blacks vs. France test match, has been told that the tradition of ruthlessly beating a black man on the field at half-time is “just part of the game” and “a thing we do.” Faraji Ayim, 24, […]

Jerry Collins says he'll do whatever it takes to protect his family

Jerry Collins locks self in jail cell, won’t come out

Former All Black Jerry Collins has locked himself in a Japanese jail cell and is this morning refusing to come out. Japanese police in the city of Hamamatsu, where Collins is being held, have been trying to get him out of the cell since he locked himself in there late […]