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Coach Waqar Younis has dismissed the Rydges’ explanation that the ghost was simply a “very white person.”

Pakistani cricket team cannot rule out possibility that ghost tampered with ball

The Pakistani national cricket team, currently touring New Zealand for warm-up matches ahead of the Cricket World Cup, said today they cannot rule out the possibility that a ghost has tampered with “one or more balls,” after it emerged that all the team’s balls were present with player Haris Sohail […]

Tragedy as ball enters white thing seven times

Tragedy as ball enters white thing seven times

The nation of Brazil is in mourning this evening after a round ball entered a white thing as many as seven times in the space of ninety minutes. Brazilians, who had gathered in a large elliptical structure to scream, were horrified as they watched the small, black-and-white round object enter […]

Lou Vincent said he broke down in tears when he thought about the fact he may have given children the impression that cricket was “interesting” or “three dimensional.”

Nation forgives Lou Vincent for making cricket interesting

Following a heart-wrenching monologue on TV3’s 3rd Degree, in which he admitted to his history of cheating through match-fixing, the nation’s media has seen fit to extend a rare hand of forgiveness to former Black Cap Lou Vincent, who they believe is “genuinely remorseful” for making New Zealand’s second-most popular […]

Cairns didn’t feel Black Caps getting paid to lose was unusual

Cairns didn’t feel Black Caps getting paid to lose was unusual

After growing pressure to concede that he was aware of – and potentially involved in – match fixing that occurred within the New Zealand Black Caps on their 2008 tour of England, cricketing great Chris Cairns has today admitted he was aware of the practice, but didn’t find his team […]

Russell Packer shocked to lose job after receiving prison sentence

Russell Packer shocked to lose job after receiving prison sentence

Former Warriors prop Russell Packer says he was shocked today to learn that his contract with the Newcastle Knights had been terminated, following a two-year prison sentence he received for the drunken assault of a 22-year-old outside a Sydney hotel. Packer and his family had already expressed great surprise at […]

Sonny Bill Williams to play cricket

Sonny Bill Williams to play cricket

Following days of speculation about whether or not he would return to rugby union or continue playing league for the Sydney Roosters, Sonny Bill Williams has this afternoon announced that he will be playing neither sport, and has instead signed a deal to play cricket with the Black Caps. In […]