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The victorious crew of Oracle Team USA has been humiliated this morning at a post-match press conference after Emirates Team New Zealand skipper Dean Barker told them that he was unfazed by losing the America’s Cup and they “can have it” because “we didn’t want it anyway” and “yacht racing […]
Emirates Team New Zealand skipper Dean Barker has admitted that his crew made a crucial mistake in race eight of the America’s Cup last week when they did not allow their multi-hundred-million-dollar yacht to capsize in the San Francisco Bay, bringing a catastrophic end to both the competition and several […]
Following further accusations of cheating by both teams in the competition, the International Sailing Federation (ISF) has announced today that the remaining 6-13 races of the America’s Cup will be determined not in the San Francisco Bay, but rather in court. Before the competition began last Saturday, cup defenders Oracle […]
New Zealanders across the country celebrated yesterday as a group of rich men in boats successfully sailed around a series of obstacles to earn the right to sail around obstacles with another, more prestigious group of rich men. The prevailing group of rich men now have less than two weeks […]
Sydney stadium-goers remain angry today after a game of rugby league between the New South Wales Blues and the Queensland Maroons suddenly interrupted the streaking of a man who they had turned up to watch. The streaker, 33-year-old New Zealander Wati Holmwood, had successfully sold out the 84,000-seat ANZ Stadium […]
Following several days of running short distances, England has proven to be better than Australia at hitting a ball with an elongated paddle. “This proves once and for all that the English are best at hitting the ball, except for the times when we’ve not been the best at hitting […]