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Tales of the provinces are based on largely unreliable anecdotes from delusional Aucklanders who strayed too far down the southern motorway.

Auckland father terrifies son by telling him of mythical place called ‘the provinces’

An Auckland father has sent his son off to bed tonight by telling him a story of a mythical place called “the provinces,” where people support rugby teams other than The Blues and poors can in some cases afford houses. The man’s son was physically and emotionally rattled as his […]

PICTURED: President Trump signs an executive order he says is “some piece of paper or something.”

Donald Trump sure hopes someone is reading these things he’s signing

In an exclusive and wide-ranging interview with ABC’s David Muir, President Donald Trump has said he “certainly hopes” at least somebody is reading the countless executive orders he’s signing every day. “Well, yeah,” he said, nodding, when asked whether anyone was reading the orders. “I hope so. I do hope […]

Have you seen this man? Last picture taken of Mitt Romney may hold clues to his whereabouts

Have you seen this man? Last picture taken of Mitt Romney may hold clues to his whereabouts

Police are appealing to the public for help with an investigation into the disappearance of one Willard Mitt Romney, aged 69, who was last pictured having dinner with an unidentified man several days ago. In the picture, the man is seen enticing the vulnerable 69-year-old with a big glass of […]

Trump very close to naming who he will appoint as President

Trump very close to naming who he will appoint as President

After two weeks of speculation about a number of different of Cabinet appointments, sources close to President-elect Donald Trump say he’s “very close” to reaching a decision on who he’ll appoint to the all-important position of President of the United States. Trump has been huddling with aides and members of […]

Elections come and go, but our lives go on for a couple more months, says President Obama.

Obama reassures Americans that the sun will still come up in the morning, ‘at least for another 70 days’

Following Donald Trump’s stunning victory in the presidential race last night, President Barack Obama addressed the nation in the White House’s Rose Garden today, seeking to reassure those who might now be fearful about the consequences of a Trump presidency. Flanked by Vice President Joe Biden, the President spoke as […]

Holy shit

Holy shit

Holy shit. Jesus fucking Christ. Holy fuck. What the fuck? As the United States presidential election drew to a close tonight, holy fuck. After a year and a half of campaigning, primary elections, presidential debates and rallies, the closing hours of the campaign proved to be the most what the […]