Andrew Yang demonstrates dangers of AI future by replacing self with uncharismatic, lifeless robot

Andrew Yang demonstrates dangers of AI future by replacing self with uncharismatic, lifeless robot

US Presidential hopeful and doomsday prophet Andrew Yang went to extreme lengths to make a point in the first round of Democratic primary debates today, replacing himself with a lifeless robot for the entire duration. Yang, who has been warning about the takeover of low skill jobs by artificial intelligence, […]

Sutherland hopes the move will send a “strong message” to fans, kids, and the world, about what Australian Cricket is “really all about.”

Cricket Australia bans all players not involved in cheating for ‘failing to uphold the standards of Australian cricket’

Following the ball-tampering scandal that has rocked the cricket world, Cricket Australia today announced its sanctions on all players not involved with the plot to cheat in the third test against South Africa in Cape Town over the weekend. The national cricket body has taken severe disciplinary action against the […]

The Government is appealing to all New Zealanders to behave themselves, and for the love god, don’t talk about anything that happened in the 80s.

Bill English asks New Zealanders to please ‘look busy’ for US Secretary of state visit

Prime Minister Bill English is making a sincere appeal to all New Zealanders this week, ahead of a visit from US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. Tillerson will arrive in Wellington on Tuesday, and English says he wants all New Zealanders to “tidy up” and “look busy.” “This is a […]

Who would’ve thought Middle East peace could be so complicated?

Trump Middle East peace plan derailed after discovering Israel already has a wall

An announcement about President Donald Trump’s Middle East peace proposal has been indefinitely postponed after he discovered that Israel already has a wall. The proposal, which the President himself purportedly spent all of yesterday writing, was one page long, size 72 font, and read, in full: WALL. According to aides […]

1921 – 2017 or thereabouts.

We’re just going to go ahead and report that Prince Philip is dead because it’ll be true soon enough anyway

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, husband of the Queen, and member of the House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg has passed away this morning at age 95. And if he hasn’t, that’ll be true soon enough anyway, so just bookmark this page and pull it back up when that happens. Philip reportedly suffered […]

A photograph released by the Pentagon shows the Pepsi being shaken vigorously until it launches.

In bid to ease tensions, Trump authorises firing 59 Pepsi cans at Syrian military base

In a dramatic twist in the Syrian conflict, U.S. President Donald Trump has ordered the firing of nearly 60 cans of Pepsi at a military installation just south of Homs. The move comes in response to a horrific chemical attack carried out on civilians by the regime of Bashar al-Assad, […]