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North Korea threatens New Zealand with nuclear strike; nothing we can do, says Key

North Korea threatens New Zealand with nuclear strike; nothing we can do, says Key

The Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea today threatened New Zealand with a nuclear attack in response to new sanctions leveled on it by the United Nations. The isolated communist dictatorship had earlier made a similar threat against the United States, but retracted it following President Obama’s swift assurance that […]

Lion attack victim died doing what she loved; getting mauled to death by a lion

Lion attack victim died doing what she loved; getting mauled to death by a lion

One week after a young intern was mauled to death by a lion at California’s Cat Haven sanctuary, the victim’s parents are reassuring the public that their daughter died “doing what she loved.” Elizabeth Baker, a volunteer intern at the sanctuary, died on March 6th when a five year old […]

United States Congress wires Capitol Building with explosives; will go off if debt deal not reached in 24 hours

United States Congress wires Capitol Building with explosives; will go off if debt deal not reached in 24 hours

After two long months of stalemate and fraught negotiations, Congressional Democrats and Republicans came together Friday in a rare moment of bipartisanship to rig every inch of the Capitol Building with deadly explosives. The move, aimed at incentivising both parties to compromise for the good of the nation, came after […]