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An Auckland father has sent his son off to bed tonight by telling him a story of a mythical place called “the provinces,” where people support rugby teams other than The Blues and poors can in some cases afford houses. The man’s son was physically and emotionally rattled as his […]
In an exclusive and wide-ranging interview with ABC’s David Muir, President Donald Trump has said he “certainly hopes” at least somebody is reading the countless executive orders he’s signing every day. “Well, yeah,” he said, nodding, when asked whether anyone was reading the orders. “I hope so. I do hope […]
Police are appealing to the public for help with an investigation into the disappearance of one Willard Mitt Romney, aged 69, who was last pictured having dinner with an unidentified man several days ago. In the picture, the man is seen enticing the vulnerable 69-year-old with a big glass of […]
After two weeks of speculation about a number of different of Cabinet appointments, sources close to President-elect Donald Trump say he’s “very close” to reaching a decision on who he’ll appoint to the all-important position of President of the United States. Trump has been huddling with aides and members of […]
Following Donald Trump’s stunning victory in the presidential race last night, President Barack Obama addressed the nation in the White House’s Rose Garden today, seeking to reassure those who might now be fearful about the consequences of a Trump presidency. Flanked by Vice President Joe Biden, the President spoke as […]
Holy shit. Jesus fucking Christ. Holy fuck. What the fuck? As the United States presidential election drew to a close tonight, holy fuck. After a year and a half of campaigning, primary elections, presidential debates and rallies, the closing hours of the campaign proved to be the most what the […]