1921 – 2017 or thereabouts.

We’re just going to go ahead and report that Prince Philip is dead because it’ll be true soon enough anyway

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, husband of the Queen, and member of the House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg has passed away this morning at age 95. And if he hasn’t, that’ll be true soon enough anyway, so just bookmark this page and pull it back up when that happens. Philip reportedly suffered […]

A photograph released by the Pentagon shows the Pepsi being shaken vigorously until it launches.

In bid to ease tensions, Trump authorises firing 59 Pepsi cans at Syrian military base

In a dramatic twist in the Syrian conflict, U.S. President Donald Trump has ordered the firing of nearly 60 cans of Pepsi at a military installation just south of Homs. The move comes in response to a horrific chemical attack carried out on civilians by the regime of Bashar al-Assad, […]

A New York University experiment has found that – perhaps unexpectedly – Trump was even more likable as a home appliance.

Gender bias: How would audiences respond differently if Trump was a washing machine and Clinton was a can opener?

The traditional wisdom – as held in academic circles – is that gender played a significant role in the outcome of the 2016 US Presidential election. The thinking goes that Donald Trump’s brash and obnoxious braggadocio was only tolerated because he was a man, and Hillary Clinton’s poise, experience and […]

Tales of the provinces are based on largely unreliable anecdotes from delusional Aucklanders who strayed too far down the southern motorway.

Auckland father terrifies son by telling him of mythical place called ‘the provinces’

An Auckland father has sent his son off to bed tonight by telling him a story of a mythical place called “the provinces,” where people support rugby teams other than The Blues and poors can in some cases afford houses. The man’s son was physically and emotionally rattled as his […]

PICTURED: President Trump signs an executive order he says is “some piece of paper or something.”

Donald Trump sure hopes someone is reading these things he’s signing

In an exclusive and wide-ranging interview with ABC’s David Muir, President Donald Trump has said he “certainly hopes” at least somebody is reading the countless executive orders he’s signing every day. “Well, yeah,” he said, nodding, when asked whether anyone was reading the orders. “I hope so. I do hope […]

Have you seen this man? Last picture taken of Mitt Romney may hold clues to his whereabouts

Have you seen this man? Last picture taken of Mitt Romney may hold clues to his whereabouts

Police are appealing to the public for help with an investigation into the disappearance of one Willard Mitt Romney, aged 69, who was last pictured having dinner with an unidentified man several days ago. In the picture, the man is seen enticing the vulnerable 69-year-old with a big glass of […]