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On the eve of the United States Presidential Election, Donald Trump’s campaign team says the candidate is confident he’s done “everything he can” to lose tomorrow’s election, despite some polls suggesting he still has a shot to win. Trump has been on a marathon schedule in the closing days of […]
An attendee made an incredible discovery yesterday at Australia’s prestigious annual booze party, the Melbourne Cup, alerting other party-goers to the fact there were racing horses running around a large track in the centre of the event. “There’s fuckin’ horses over here, holy fuck!” yelled Damian Funnell, the ticket-holder responsible […]
A new election advent calendar is selling out across the United States today, as it provides children with an innovative and fun way to count down to the November 8th Presidential Election. In an attempt to educate children about the campaign, the advent calendar will reveal one new sexual assault […]
The Vice Presidential debate between Democrat Tim Kaine and Republican Mike Pence was substantially different from debates of years past, thanks to a technological innovation employed by the Commission on Presidential Debates. In lieu of questions, Pence was shown a live feed of his running mate Donald Trump holding a […]
Despite falling into eighth place in the latest straw poll, former Prime Minister Helen Clark may still be in with a chance to be the next United Nations Secretary General, say knowledgeable UN watchers, if she’s able to steady the ship and walk the narrow tight-rope of all the other […]
An asteroid that showed a potentially promising risk to all life on Earth will miss the planet later next week, says NASA, a disappointing and likely catastrophic turn of events that has many world leaders deeply concerned. “It certainly does raise questions about the future of the planet,” said NASA […]