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Police are appealing to the public for help with an investigation into the disappearance of one Willard Mitt Romney, aged 69, who was last pictured having dinner with an unidentified man several days ago. In the picture, the man is seen enticing the vulnerable 69-year-old with a big glass of […]
After two weeks of speculation about a number of different of Cabinet appointments, sources close to President-elect Donald Trump say he’s “very close” to reaching a decision on who he’ll appoint to the all-important position of President of the United States. Trump has been huddling with aides and members of […]
Following Donald Trump’s stunning victory in the presidential race last night, President Barack Obama addressed the nation in the White House’s Rose Garden today, seeking to reassure those who might now be fearful about the consequences of a Trump presidency. Flanked by Vice President Joe Biden, the President spoke as […]
Holy shit. Jesus fucking Christ. Holy fuck. What the fuck? As the United States presidential election drew to a close tonight, holy fuck. After a year and a half of campaigning, primary elections, presidential debates and rallies, the closing hours of the campaign proved to be the most what the […]
On the eve of the United States Presidential Election, Donald Trump’s campaign team says the candidate is confident he’s done “everything he can” to lose tomorrow’s election, despite some polls suggesting he still has a shot to win. Trump has been on a marathon schedule in the closing days of […]
An attendee made an incredible discovery yesterday at Australia’s prestigious annual booze party, the Melbourne Cup, alerting other party-goers to the fact there were racing horses running around a large track in the centre of the event. “There’s fuckin’ horses over here, holy fuck!” yelled Damian Funnell, the ticket-holder responsible […]