No telling how large Mike Hosking’s erection is right now

TVNZ insists that Hosking is excited for no reason in particular, and just really enjoys reading “quality news.”

TVNZ insists that Hosking is excited for no reason in particular, and just really enjoys reading “quality news.”

Experts say there is “really no way” to know just how intensely physically aroused Seven Sharp presenter Mike Hosking is this evening, though those close to the talkback host suspect the answer is “quite a lot.”

Hosking, who is said to be in an “exuberant” mood at this hour, became “physically, emotionally, even sexually” excited after reading the news this afternoon, while having his daily wine and outdoor spa foot massage.

Friends, who wished to be identified only as acquaintances, say they’re “unsure” what has made him so jubilant, but said it was something he’d read on the internet that had caused him to “mess himself.”

They would not describe Hosking as having an “appetite” or being “insatiable,” saying that it was rather a “deep satisfaction” that radiated through his entire being.

Despite this, a spokesperson for TVNZ told media this afternoon that Hosking is feeling both controlled and restrained enough to go ahead with Seven Sharp tonight, but did say that the show would feature balloons, party hats, and loud, celebratory music.