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Click the above image to see the full size version of Al Nisbet’s controversial cartoon.

Vulgar cartoon offends everyone equally

A vulgar cartoon that ran in the Marlborough Express yesterday has caused enormous offense to absolutely everyone, including the cartoon’s artist, who has suggested the paper should apologise for publishing it. The cartoon, which was drawn by award-winning cartoonist Al Nisbet, features a giant ejaculating penis raining semen down upon […]

Peter Dunne, Winston Peters convene secret meeting to confirm that plan is working

Peter Dunne, Winston Peters convene secret meeting to confirm that plan is working

New Zealand first leader Winston Peters and Revenue Minister Peter Dunne convened a secret meeting in a poorly-lit garage shortly before dawn this morning, just to confirm that the plan is still working and that “nobody suspects anything.” When Peters entered the garage at approximately 5:07am to find Dunne seated […]

Green Party celebrates 60th anniversary of Hillary’s ascent by ‘getting really high’

Green Party celebrates 60th anniversary of Hillary’s ascent by ‘getting really high’

The Green Party caucus has failed to turn up to Parliament today after they decided to celebrate the 60th anniversary of Sir Edmund Hillary’s conquest of Everest by “getting really high, just like he did.” A red-eyed Russel Norman explained the decision to media at an accidental press conference held […]

Labour believes New Zealand’s tallest mountain could stand to be a whole lot taller.

Labour floats plan to make Mount Cook ‘taller than Everest’

To coincide with the 60th anniversary of Sir Edmund Hillary’s conquest of Mount Everest, Labour has announced that if elected into power at the next general election, it will initiate a radical plan to make New Zealand’s tallest peak the world’s tallest. Labour’s tourism spokesman Andrew Little revealed the plan […]

Today’s train derailment in Baltimore has provided the media with a much needed news item to help remind people that they are never safe from anything.

Media relieved after thing explodes during slow news week

The world’s western news media are feeling pretty good this morning after the derailment and subsequent explosion of a train in the U.S. state of Maryland. The train, which crashed into a garbage truck in an eastern suburb of Baltimore, caused an enormous explosion that damaged houses, collapsed buildings and […]

Patrick Gower is angry, and wants to know when someone will get sacked.

Poll shows public holds balance of power at 2014 election

A public opinion poll conducted by 3 News and Reid Research has shown that the voting public may play a crucial role in the outcome of next year’s general election. The poll, which showed virtually no change from its predecessor, cast a dramatic new light on the upcoming election, said […]