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Duncan Garner smokes synthetic cannabis brand Juicy Puff, which he says has “absolutely nothing” to do with his fear of a global spider caliphate.

‘There are spiders everywhere,’ reports stoned Duncan Garner

Television host and RadioLIVE presenter Duncan Garner has filed an in-depth report for 3 News about spiders, which he says are “practically everywhere right now.” Garner, who has been smoking synthetic cannabis brand Juicy Puff to demonstrate the dangers of the product, burst into the TV3 newsroom yesterday with a […]

McDonald’s New Zealand managing director Patrick Wilson says he hopes to make the return of Georgie Pie as disappointing as possible.

New Zealanders eager to be disappointed by return of Georgie Pie

New Zealanders over the age of 20 are excited and anxious today after McDonald’s announced that it would be relaunching its previously defunct Georgie Pie brand, with many reporting that they simply can’t wait to experience an uncomfortable mixture of nostalgia and disappointment followed by the stinging sensation of regret. […]

By Batman.

Opinion: I’m not a fucktard. I’m Batman

I’ve been silent too long. But that’s who I am. A silent protector. A watchful guardian. A circumspect observer. An alert custodian. A vigilant sentry. A wary chaperone. A cautious shepherd. A politic bystander. A dark knight. I’m sorry. Sometimes I get lost in my own publicity. I was willing […]

Original copy of Book of Genesis found in hotel drawer

Original copy of Book of Genesis found in hotel drawer

What many believe to be the original copy of the Bible’s Book of Genesis was found hidden away in the drawer of a hotel in eastern France yesterday. The discovery was made by French biblical scholar Simon Claude Mimouni, who was staying at the Hôtel de Guise in the small […]

David Shearer gives speech about economy; what it is, how it works

David Shearer gives speech about economy; what it is, how it works

Labour Leader David Shearer took to the stage in the Wellington suburb of Brooklyn today to give a major speech about the economy, in which he described what it is and roughly how it works. “The economy is the collective system of financial transactions between individuals and/or corporations,” said Shearer […]

Steven Joyce encourages overpaid teachers to pay underpaid teachers

Steven Joyce encourages overpaid teachers to pay underpaid teachers

Economic Development Minister Steven Joyce announced yesterday that the government would maintain the struggling Novopay payments system for teachers, despite numerous and continuing problems since its implementation. He said that the government would continue working hard to iron out the remaining issues, but in the meantime he is encouraging teachers […]