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A graph showing the results of the latest Roy Morgan survey

Roy Morgan leads in latest Roy Morgan poll

A poll released Monday by Australasian research firm Roy Morgan Research shows it leading both National and Labour in public support ahead of next year’s general election. Were an election held today, the poll indicates that Roy Morgan Research would receive 58% support, with the National and Labour Parties receiving […]

North Korea threatens New Zealand with nuclear strike; nothing we can do, says Key

North Korea threatens New Zealand with nuclear strike; nothing we can do, says Key

The Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea today threatened New Zealand with a nuclear attack in response to new sanctions leveled on it by the United Nations. The isolated communist dictatorship had earlier made a similar threat against the United States, but retracted it following President Obama’s swift assurance that […]

Lion attack victim died doing what she loved; getting mauled to death by a lion

Lion attack victim died doing what she loved; getting mauled to death by a lion

One week after a young intern was mauled to death by a lion at California’s Cat Haven sanctuary, the victim’s parents are reassuring the public that their daughter died “doing what she loved.” Elizabeth Baker, a volunteer intern at the sanctuary, died on March 6th when a five year old […]

The Sharks suspended over Muriwai Beach Attack

The Sharks suspended over Muriwai Beach Attack

SANZAR, the multinational body governing the Super XV Rugby competition, has suspended South African team The Sharks from all upcoming matches following last week’s horrific attack on a man at Muriwai Beach, west of Auckland. Adam Strange, 46, was swimming at Muriwai on February 27th when he was set upon […]

United States Congress wires Capitol Building with explosives; will go off if debt deal not reached in 24 hours

United States Congress wires Capitol Building with explosives; will go off if debt deal not reached in 24 hours

After two long months of stalemate and fraught negotiations, Congressional Democrats and Republicans came together Friday in a rare moment of bipartisanship to rig every inch of the Capitol Building with deadly explosives. The move, aimed at incentivising both parties to compromise for the good of the nation, came after […]

New Zealanders like pizza, says Key

New Zealanders like pizza, says Key

Prime Minister John Key believes that the majority of New Zealanders like pizza. He made the claim today at a scheduled press conference in response to a question about school closures in Christchurch. When asked by a reporter if he was concerned that polling showed a majority of residents opposed […]