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United States Congress wires Capitol Building with explosives; will go off if debt deal not reached in 24 hours

United States Congress wires Capitol Building with explosives; will go off if debt deal not reached in 24 hours

After two long months of stalemate and fraught negotiations, Congressional Democrats and Republicans came together Friday in a rare moment of bipartisanship to rig every inch of the Capitol Building with deadly explosives. The move, aimed at incentivising both parties to compromise for the good of the nation, came after […]

New Zealanders like pizza, says Key

New Zealanders like pizza, says Key

Prime Minister John Key believes that the majority of New Zealanders like pizza. He made the claim today at a scheduled press conference in response to a question about school closures in Christchurch. When asked by a reporter if he was concerned that polling showed a majority of residents opposed […]