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Teen critically injured after failing to blow on pie

Teen critically injured after failing to blow on pie

A teen is in critical condition in Auckland City Hospital this morning after neglecting to blow on a pie before attempting to eat it. The seventeen year old boy from Grey Lynn purchased the pie – understood to be a Big Ben’s Steak & Cheese – at his local dairy […]

Viewers describe TV3’s 3rd Degree as weird sexual experience

Viewers describe TV3’s 3rd Degree as weird sexual experience

A MediaWorks focus group put together last Wednesday to gauge reaction to TV3’s new current affairs programme, 3rd Degree, reported that viewers felt that they’d just had a sexual experience they didn’t quite understand. Those who watched the programme as part of the hour-long focus group pointed to the disturbing, […]

David Cunliffe just making phone calls; nothing suspicious about that

David Cunliffe just making phone calls; nothing suspicious about that

Backbench MP David Cunliffe today told Labour Leader David Shearer that he had “just been making phone calls” and that there was “certainly nothing strange about that.” In recent days, several senior MPs have reported receiving bizarre calls from Mr. Cunliffe, in which he gave them compliments and invited them […]

A graph showing the results of the latest Roy Morgan survey

Roy Morgan leads in latest Roy Morgan poll

A poll released Monday by Australasian research firm Roy Morgan Research shows it leading both National and Labour in public support ahead of next year’s general election. Were an election held today, the poll indicates that Roy Morgan Research would receive 58% support, with the National and Labour Parties receiving […]

North Korea threatens New Zealand with nuclear strike; nothing we can do, says Key

North Korea threatens New Zealand with nuclear strike; nothing we can do, says Key

The Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea today threatened New Zealand with a nuclear attack in response to new sanctions leveled on it by the United Nations. The isolated communist dictatorship had earlier made a similar threat against the United States, but retracted it following President Obama’s swift assurance that […]

Lion attack victim died doing what she loved; getting mauled to death by a lion

Lion attack victim died doing what she loved; getting mauled to death by a lion

One week after a young intern was mauled to death by a lion at California’s Cat Haven sanctuary, the victim’s parents are reassuring the public that their daughter died “doing what she loved.” Elizabeth Baker, a volunteer intern at the sanctuary, died on March 6th when a five year old […]