26/05/2016 at 7:02 pm
Tremendous amounts of money.
- $50 million education campaign telling poor people to stop being poor.
- $7 billion to be sent offshore to protect it from tax.
- $2 million to investigate best thing to do with two million dollars.
- A new tax on dildo manufacturers.
- Government revenue and debt forecasts to meet Bill English’s 2020 target of “having at least some money left.”
- $192 to cover Cabinet Netflix account.
- $39 million for new bowel screening programme specifically for Peter Dunne.
- $33,000 for search party to check if Invercargill is still there.
- $1 million to replace all Kyle Lockwood flags in Beehive with actual flag.
- $178.7 million for the SIS and GCSB to do nothing at all don’t worry about it.
- $4 million for SuperGold card to provide free access to Parliamentary cafe.
- $100 million to make rivers and lakes look cleaner by pouring blue food colouring into them.
- $40 million in funding for Whanau Ora, with specific focus on finding out what Whanau Ora is.
- $1,000 for every homeless person who agrees to go be homeless somewhere else.
- Tobacco tax to increase by 10% every year, and will now apply to Spacemen Candy Sticks and Corinthians.
- $5 million to clean up Budget typo promising $3 billion in tax cuts.
