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World mourns famous person they didn’t know or care about until now

Social media is currently abuzz with news of the news of a famous person whose name they heard for the first time in an obituary.

Social media is currently abuzz with news of the news of a famous person whose name they heard for the first time in an obituary.

The world has entered a period of mourning following the death of another man famous for pretending to be people he wasn’t.

The man’s unexpected death triggered an outpouring of emotion on social media, with millions of people writing “rest in peace” messages to an audience consisting of people who also did not know, had not met, and often had not seen the work of the actor in question.

The social media posts were often accompanied by photographs from the actor’s early acclaimed films, which the authors had not seen, rather than the actor’s later, less well-known films, which the authors had definitely not seen but knew featured a less attractive, older version of the actor.

Many impromptu Tumblr shrines have been created in honour of the actor, who would not have seen any of them even if he had not transcended the mortal plane.

Illegal downloads of the actor’s films have risen dramatically, with many attention deficit-afflicted youths making it almost fifteen minutes through their running times.

It is expected that many affected social media users will soon return to complaining about their lives and sharing photographs of cute animals.

It is also expected, at this time, that the actor will remain dead.