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You won’t believe what David Bowie looks like now!

David Bowie almost doesn’t look like himself in this crazy new picture taken by some pasteratzo for TMZ.

David Bowie almost doesn’t look like himself in this crazy new picture taken by some pasteratzo for TMZ.

Incredible! It’s been a long time since rock superstar David Bowie was in the spotlight, and many would agree he’s well past his prime. But even still, you won’t quite believe what he looks like now!

Bowie hasn’t been seen in public for a while, but this new picture courtesy of the wonderful folks at TMZ seems to suggest he’s gone WAY downhill.

Bowie’s really let himself go, and it shows!

Ground control to Major Bowie: your look sucks.

Meanwhile, in other entertainment news, that one white rapper looks set to drop a hot new album titled I Rape Women and Am Angry That People Would Take Offense at That. Rumour is it may be even better than the songs those black rappers put out! WOW! White people are great at everything!

Adam Sandler also looks to branch out, potentially starring in a new movie for adults, while former Apprentice Star Donald Trump is set to play a fictional president in January next year. Crazy!

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